Stop worrying about shit that doesn't matter. To quote Lewis Black "Its like you all fell asleep on a nuclear reactor and your just a pile of meat with eyes." Wake the fuck up people. You lives are in the here and now. Their lives don't matter! You are wasting yours caring about what again? Oh yea ... Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock! Oh Noes!

/Rant off

(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint..Just say you're welcome. (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome', that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying FUCK YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response 'nothing'. ]]> comedy 2010-01-15T09:13:00-04:00 http://lagmonster.com/pivot/entry.php?id=104 http://lagmonster.com/pivot/entry.php?id=104#comm 104@www.lagmonster.com