All I have to say is ... Fuck Snow 
Author: johnmilton
You know I have been on this whole global warming kick for a while now. I have been rooting that Al Gore is right. Boy was I wrong. If global warming was really a threat, then I wouldn't be shoveling my car out of snow drifts in December would I? I mean if the god damn glaciers are gonna melt then why is it still snowing at my house? I'm calling bullshit on global warming. Yes its for a very selfish reason I know .. I hate snow. I might make a personal mission of going outside once and hour and unloading a full bottle of hairspray into the atmosphere. Maybe that will help take the snow away and warm things up a bit.
One person can't change the world .. but if you feel this strongly about snow .. then you should do the same.
Together we can make our cold winter state into a tropical paradise! Here are a few ways you can help:
1. Leave you car running all the time. When you go into work, just lock the doors and keep it running.
2. Fart as often as possible.
3. Never leave full Areosol cans just laying around .. put them to use and unleash them into the envirnoment.
4. Keep buying Al Gores bullshit. The more speaking engagements and movie showing he flys his private jet too .. the better.
Together we can make our world a warmer place :)
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