KoRn - See you on the other side 
Author: johnmilton
The much anticipated KoRn album is due for release on December 6th, 2005. I was lucky enough to have already heard this new album and would like to give you a preview of what you can expect from this great band!
Album: KoRn - See You on the Other Side
Track 1: Twisted Transistor
The album starts off kicking your ass from the very start. Im sure most of you have heard this song on the radio by now. Its a great song that has all the old KoRn qualities and a preview into the new direction of what the band has decided to take. I could listen to this song over and over again.
Track 2: Politics
The second song on the new album begins to show you the new sound KoRn has been working on. The lyrics could have been a little crazier for a KoRn style song .. Im guessing the record company had them change some of words. All in all its a track 2 song .. that keeps you interested in the rest.
Track 3: Hypocrites
The third song I believe is the hidden secret to the album. They sing about themselves as this album begins to make you say .. please, let this get better quick as you press "next" on your CD Player.
Track 4: Souvenir
Holy Fucking Christ. Stick your fingers in your ears and sing LA LA LA LA LA LA while running in circles. Sounds just like Souvenir.
Track 5: 10 or a 2-Way
By this time ... your just hoping for one more kick ass KoRn song. 10 or a 2-Way sounds like KoRn sat in the room while Marilyn Manson buttfucked Trent Reznor and they wrote a techno soundtrack to go with the video they filmed. Seriously bad stuff here.
Track 6: Throw me Away
You know .. if I would have followed their advice, I wouldnt have had to listen to the rest of the album. I really wish I would have followed this song title suggestion. But KoRn sings over and over again .. "Dont let them throw me Away !" So I went to grab another beer praying that KoRn would "show back up" on the album.
Track 7: Love Song
Not a bad song .. until the chorus. But its really hard to tell, since my ears are bleeding at this point.
Track 8: Open Up
Okay .. I have to admit, the moment this song began I scrambled looking to see how more tracks I had to suffer through. This is the point I seriously lost all hope for this album. I'm pretty sure watching Jessica Simpsons sister lip-synch would be more entertainment.
Track 9: Coming Undone
Yes I am coming undone and counting this song I still have to listen to 6 more tracks. This song actually has a pretty cool drum track ... and I call it a track because it sounds like a generic rap track beat. The drummer must have been in a heroin induced coma for this song. I know I would have been.
Track 10: Getting Off
"I'm getting off, I'm getting off, I'm getting off too you." Seriously ... if your still listening to this shit - turn it off. It isn't going to get any better. Seriously .. don't listen to another track. But if your anything like me .. keep hoping for the best and press the "skip" button.
Track 11: Liar
Fuck YEAH! Listen to that badass guitar riff. Great start to a song and the drum beat kicks your ass. Thank god .. its finally paid off! This is the turning point and KoRn is now alive! But the song never really takes off. Its a decent song, but nothing great. They even throw in the "trademark" KoRn growling rythem vocal solo ... but alas ... it might be too late to save this album.
Track 12: For No One
I have now looked around the room .. located a pencil .. and shoved it into my eye.
Track 13: Seen it All
hahahahahahahaha seriously .. this shit has now became funny. They couldnt have made a worse album if they let someone else write it for them. Hmm .. wait ... maybe thats what they did. Lets fucking hope this is the case. Because its definatley not KoRn.
Track 14: Tearjerker
I can't really give that good of an opinion of this song .. as 45 seconds into it .. I removed it from my CD player and broke it in half.
In Closing:
I have always been a great fan of KoRn. I love their music and admire the band for influencing a new genre in rock n roll. I will try and erase this crap from my memory and wait patiently for another try from KoRn.
Album: KoRn - See You on the Other Side
Track 1: Twisted Transistor
The album starts off kicking your ass from the very start. Im sure most of you have heard this song on the radio by now. Its a great song that has all the old KoRn qualities and a preview into the new direction of what the band has decided to take. I could listen to this song over and over again.
Track 2: Politics
The second song on the new album begins to show you the new sound KoRn has been working on. The lyrics could have been a little crazier for a KoRn style song .. Im guessing the record company had them change some of words. All in all its a track 2 song .. that keeps you interested in the rest.
Track 3: Hypocrites
The third song I believe is the hidden secret to the album. They sing about themselves as this album begins to make you say .. please, let this get better quick as you press "next" on your CD Player.
Track 4: Souvenir
Holy Fucking Christ. Stick your fingers in your ears and sing LA LA LA LA LA LA while running in circles. Sounds just like Souvenir.
Track 5: 10 or a 2-Way
By this time ... your just hoping for one more kick ass KoRn song. 10 or a 2-Way sounds like KoRn sat in the room while Marilyn Manson buttfucked Trent Reznor and they wrote a techno soundtrack to go with the video they filmed. Seriously bad stuff here.
Track 6: Throw me Away
You know .. if I would have followed their advice, I wouldnt have had to listen to the rest of the album. I really wish I would have followed this song title suggestion. But KoRn sings over and over again .. "Dont let them throw me Away !" So I went to grab another beer praying that KoRn would "show back up" on the album.
Track 7: Love Song
Not a bad song .. until the chorus. But its really hard to tell, since my ears are bleeding at this point.
Track 8: Open Up
Okay .. I have to admit, the moment this song began I scrambled looking to see how more tracks I had to suffer through. This is the point I seriously lost all hope for this album. I'm pretty sure watching Jessica Simpsons sister lip-synch would be more entertainment.
Track 9: Coming Undone
Yes I am coming undone and counting this song I still have to listen to 6 more tracks. This song actually has a pretty cool drum track ... and I call it a track because it sounds like a generic rap track beat. The drummer must have been in a heroin induced coma for this song. I know I would have been.
Track 10: Getting Off
"I'm getting off, I'm getting off, I'm getting off too you." Seriously ... if your still listening to this shit - turn it off. It isn't going to get any better. Seriously .. don't listen to another track. But if your anything like me .. keep hoping for the best and press the "skip" button.
Track 11: Liar
Fuck YEAH! Listen to that badass guitar riff. Great start to a song and the drum beat kicks your ass. Thank god .. its finally paid off! This is the turning point and KoRn is now alive! But the song never really takes off. Its a decent song, but nothing great. They even throw in the "trademark" KoRn growling rythem vocal solo ... but alas ... it might be too late to save this album.
Track 12: For No One
I have now looked around the room .. located a pencil .. and shoved it into my eye.
Track 13: Seen it All
hahahahahahahaha seriously .. this shit has now became funny. They couldnt have made a worse album if they let someone else write it for them. Hmm .. wait ... maybe thats what they did. Lets fucking hope this is the case. Because its definatley not KoRn.
Track 14: Tearjerker
I can't really give that good of an opinion of this song .. as 45 seconds into it .. I removed it from my CD player and broke it in half.
In Closing:
I have always been a great fan of KoRn. I love their music and admire the band for influencing a new genre in rock n roll. I will try and erase this crap from my memory and wait patiently for another try from KoRn.
Their comments
I honestly wish you had actually jammed that pencil in your eye, honestly, and before actually being able to click submit on your little CMS. I’d like to know what you think is good music if you think this isn’t. Personally I think it’s a brave departure from their trademark sound which has become tired.
Passer By - 08
This album is a piece of shit and I wouldn’t even use it to wipe my ass if I had too. If there was a top 10 worst albums of the year, this one would be #1. Early retirement for KoRn. I don’t know how you can say the album is good. I mean, wtf are they trying to do? Obviously KoRn is going down hill and its time to say goodbye. Now piss off.
rhy - 09
Whipe your ass? With a CD? That wouldn’t work anyway, even if it were a good CD…
=)
whysyn (link) - 09
Figure of Speech…and yes, wiping ur ass with a CD would really hurt.
rhy - 09
