The Jackass Ricky Bobby Night 
Author: johnmilton
I rented two movies tonight and sat down to a great evening of constant laughing. The first one being Jackass 2. If you saw the first one and thought holy shit they can't go any further over the edge, you were wrong. There were parts of this movie when I seriously fell off the couch laughing. If you don't enjoy watching a limo pull up to a supposed "photo shoot", only to find out the doors are locked and they cant get out, then having a bee-hive dumped into their sunroof, then watching the four people trapped inside freak out and almost kill each other trying to escape pure entertainment .. then maybe this movie isn't for you. In fact, why the fuck are you even reading my blog? Go back to myspace or watch Oprah! Get this movie. Jackass Rules and Johnny Knoxville is fucking insane. Enough Said.
The second movie Talladega Nights staring Will Ferrell is just as stupid as his other movies. Parts are fucking hysterical while others are pretty retarded. If you enjoy his other movies then this is right up your alley. I cant get enough of Old School and The Legend of Ron Burgendy so of course I enjoyed The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. By the way .. ever notice that his characters names always have the initials R.B.? Ricky Bobby/Ron Burgendy ... hmmm seems like a google or wikipedia search is in order. Anywho the actress that plays his whore wife is a hottie so I made her this months wallpaper. Enjoy Leslie Bibb!
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Clerks II Author: johnmilton
All I can say .. is its about time Kevin! Yes you guessed it, they have finally decided to add a sequel to the famous black and white first ever Jay and Silent Bob creation. You can view the teaser trailer HERE
Now I would like to add one of my favorite quotes from Clerks I: "(After losing a hockey ball from the roof.) Dante: Are there any balls down there? Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!" haha good ole Jay.
So just in case you thought this might be an early April Fools Joke -- Think again.
Enough is Enough Author: johnmilton
Oh my god. You know I might catch some slack for this but I actually liked the first Mission Impossible movie. I thought it was really well done. When the second movie came out I was actually excited to go see it. What a hunk of crap that turned out to be. So instead of thinking up new ideas for Mr Gossip Queen what do they do? You guessed it M-I-III.
Wanna check out the website? http://www.missionimpossible.com/
Aeon Flux for the win ! Author: johnmilton
Charlize Theron has finally decided to be a hottie again .. and all I can say is Thank the Gods!! After her over-bloated makeup movies that had her playing big fat serial killer prostitutes that hate men (which is really hard to jerk-off too) she has finally gone back to the basics that made her the star she is today .. her looks.
What else could you possibly ask for in a movie? A hot chick dressed in sexy clothes that runs around killing people in absolutely violent ways with really cool assassin weapons. I mean who needs a plot? If you dont believe me .. look at Tomb Raider movies .. LOL. So before I even see this movie I just wanted to show my appreciation for a job well done ... I love you Charlize!
Visit the official website at : http://www.aeonflux.com/
