When did TMZ become The Nightly News?

I am not going to blame TMZ. I am going to blame you. The retards that watch this shit. The braindead that tune into TMZ and Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight. The zombies that buy all this print media that talk about celebrities. The idiots that watch John and Kate Plus 8 and actual care about what they are doing with their lives. Here is a idea, live your own life and stop worrying and judging people on their lives. At least they are living lives. You just sit on the couch getting fatter eating cheetos while boo-hoo-ing that Tiger cheated on his wife. Seriously who the fuck cares?Stop worrying about shit that doesn't matter. To quote Lewis Black "Its like you all fell asleep on a nuclear reactor and your just a pile of meat with eyes." Wake the fuck up people. You lives are in the here and now. Their lives don't matter! You are wasting yours caring about what again? Oh yea ... Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock! Oh Noes!/Rant off

The Nine (9) Words Women Use

(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint..Just say you're welcome. (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome', that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying FUCK YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response 'nothing'.

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Nostradamus, Mabus & The Third Anti-christ

I'm sure I do not need to explain to anyone who Nostradamus is or the type of prophecies he has made in the past. I was watching the Smithsonian Channel the other night and they had a documentary on Nostradamus and his predictions that there will be three separate anti-christs. The next being more dangerous then the next. The first two have been revealed as Napoleon and Adolf Hitler. If you know your Nostradamus history he actually named Hitler by name as Hister.

Getting back on subject ... Nostradamus has stated the third anti-christ will appear when mabus is killed. You can view that prophecy HERE You can GOOGLE the word mabus and find links to mabus related information. You can also read the Washington Post to see who mabus might be .... HERE

Whether or not you believe in Nostradamus is irrelevant, all we can do is wait and watch at this point.