King George ? How did we let this happen! 
Author: johnmilton
The President has passed a law that will allow him to take full control of the government in times of need to ensure the government stays in-tact and operational. Has anyone seen Star Wars Episode III ? I cannot believe we let the Sith Lord terrify us into throwing away our own Freedoms and Government. We should all be ashamed of ourselves. The only question now is when it will happen. Im guessing sometime before 2008 and the new election. Un-Bah-Fuck-Leave-able. You can read all the details on the whitehouse website, since not even the main stream press (shocking) is going to cover this un-american turn of events.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/05/20070509-12.html
Dont wan't to read the law? Read about it here .. in a newspaper that actually reported on it.
http://progressive.org/mag_wx051807
http://www.ww4report.com/node/3940
May 2007 - 3:17pm | johnmilton | 
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Walmart/Costco Scam Author: johnmilton
READ CAREFULLY!
I don't how many of you shop at Costco or Walmart, but this may be useful to know. I became a victim of a clever scam
while out Shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you!!
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 23-year-old blonde girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both are wearing bikinis and start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, making sure they lean over showing their cleavage. It's
impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Costco or Wal-mart.
You agree and they get In the back seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so she can make love to you!! While this is going on the other girl steals your wallet!!
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely Tomorrow. I have a few more old wallets at home and have ordered more from Ebay that I can get by with for next couple of weeks!
The Movie - Switch ! Author: johnmilton
With all the competition between phone companies in the states .. someone made a movie to show just how ruthless they can be with each other. Its great stuff. Cheer for your favorite! AT&T, MCI and Sprint ! View it H E R E
Why ? Author: johnmilton
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"
when they know there is not enough money? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
Why if people evolved from apes, are there still apes?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Why in winter do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
