Life Sucks huh? Get a Second Life! 
Author: johnmilton
Second Life is a virtual world where they let you create anything that you want. When I say you can create anything .. I mean just that. Anything. They give the users basically full scripting access to land plots that you buy .. with real world money. In Fact the entire world is effected by real world economics. Just like in the real world, Sex sells in cyber space. I had some friends tell me about this game and how people are paying money to have cyber sex with users in the world. Its funny the lengths people go to get off. I was curious about this new world and decided to check out a few websites that talk about it.
The first website shows how to have sex in second life. If this doesnt make you laugh out loud .. then Im sure you will be the newest resident of the world. Click HERE for more information.
Another aspect of the world is to become a "Rock Star" You can not only become famous people but you can provide concerts in the world as your favorite rock band. These tools decided to become U2. I have linked the MTV article that covered this event in Second Life HERE
This is the "Official" description from the makers of Second Life:
Second Life is a 3-D virtual world entirely built and owned by its residents. Since opening to the public in 2003, it has grown explosively and today is inhabited by a total of 2,882,432 people from around the globe.
- From the moment you enter the World you'll discover a vast digital continent, teeming with people, entertainment, experiences and opportunity. Once you've explored a bit, perhaps you'll find a perfect parcel of land to build your house or business.
- You'll also be surrounded by the Creations of your fellow residents. Because residents retain the rights to their digital creations, they can buy, sell and trade with other residents.
- The Marketplace currently supports millions of US dollars in monthly transactions. This commerce is handled with the in-world currency, the Linden dollar, which can be converted to US dollars at several thriving online currency exchanges.
Here is the Link to Second Life so you can check it out for yourselfs ... Second Life
This definately is not my cup o tea, I will stick with my MMORPG's. But if your Life sucks bad enough .. then get a second life. I'm tired of hearing you bitch anyways :)
January 2007 - 02:51am | johnmilton | 
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Child Support is now Monkey Business! Author: saxman
In a mysterious bit of monkey business, a female at a chimpanzee sanctuary has given birth, despite the fact that the facility's entire male chimp population has had vasectomies.
Now managers at Chimp Haven are planning a paternity test for the seven males who lived in a group with Teresa, a wild-born chimpanzee in her late 40s who had the baby girl last week.
Workers have started collecting hair samples from the chimps for testing. Once they identify the father, it's back to the operating room for him. (OMFG - Maybe chimp Support is in order! This is bullshit...I get someone knocked up and have to pay 40 grand for the kids. This chimp should have to pay!)
Chimp Haven managers said they knew something was up when Teresa was missing during morning rounds on January 8. Later in the day, she appeared with a newborn chimpanzee in her arms.
"Well, we were all just a little bit surprised when we heard the news," said Linda Brent, a spokeswoman for Chimp Haven.
The baby chimpanzee was named Tracy and she and her mother are doing fine, Brent said.
Teresa had 10 other offspring before retiring to Chimp Haven over a year ago. This is her first baby in 13 years.
It's also the first chimpanzee born at the sanctuary although officials there hope there will be no more accidents.
Chimp Haven provides long-term care for chimpanzees who are no longer needed for laboratory research. It was established by a group of primatologists and is located on 200 forested acres about 20 miles southwest of Shreveport. The first chimpanzee residents began arriving in 2005, according to the sanctuary's Web site.
The Christian Reich - Jesus Camp Author: johnmilton
Disclaimer: As most of you know, I'm not a big fan of organzied religion. I was born and raised in the Catholic faith attending church on Sundays and CCD on Wednesdays and Saturdays until the age of 16. My flaw was the use of common sense and the ability to ask questions and make my own conclusions. This type of thinking isn't the greatest strength of a follower. At the age of 16 my parents gave me a religious choice and I have never returned to the Catholic Church or any form of religion. I do believe in a supreme power of some sort. I do not believe that any religion is right or wrong. This is how I chose to think.
Religion since the beginning of time has been used as a tool to control the masses. It has helped create a set of laws to keep order. It provides good family values and teaches many life lessons. It comforts you when you are down or having to cope with the loss of a loved one. It protects you by providing an "answer" to what happens in the afterlife. It has many places in people lives, but has no place in politics or world affairs. Hence the seperation of Church and State.
There is a growing trend in the United States involving Christianity. It is an extreme and powerful movement. Its happening right under everyones noses. As this trend grows it begins to brainwash more and more of our Youth. Yes, they are targetting the youth and are teaching kids to become "Dedicated Christian Soldiers in Gods Army an are schooled in how to take back America for Christ."
There is a new documentary called "Jesus Camp" that shows these exact things. It was made by Magnolia Pictures and A&E Indie Films. I would suggest you take a look at the website and at least view the movie trailer. In my opinion this will only lead to very bad things. History has shown us that religion in extreme measures is a bad thing. The Modern Day Crusades are about to begin.
Don't listen to me .. Listen to Them! Think for yourself. Come to your own Conclusions.
They compare themselves to muslim extremists: Quoting from the movie "I wanna see young people who are as committed to the cause of Jesus Christ as the young people are to the cause of Islam. I wanna see them as radically laying down their lives for the Gospel as they are over in Pakistan, in Isreal and Palestine and all those different places you know, because excuse me, we have the Truth!"
In their own words:
"this is the beginning of a movement."
"Its the tip of a Iceburg."
"This means war."
"Two kinds of people in the world, people who love jesus and people who don't."
"How many of you want to be those willing to give up your lives for Jesus?"
"If the evangelicals vote, they determine the election"
"Are you a part of it, or not?"
Sound a bit extreme for rational thought? I think so.
By the way Churches are Tax Exempt because they are not supposed to support political ideals or encourage their members to vote in a certain way. Looks like their Exempt status should be revoked.
View the Official Movie Website Here.
Need some College Humor? Author: johnmilton
Its a Tuesday and figured everyone could use a bit of a laugh from stupid people around the world. Nothing quite helps pass the time like looking at pictures of things people have done or created, some with or without knowing, just how funny they are. Take a look at each picture and just enjoy the simple pleasure of not knowing the idiot who did this :)
Hey Nancy? First 100 hours goes to shit... Author: saxman
In a heated emotional spech by Nancy Pelosi, she stated that the new congress would be the most ethical congress ever or some bullshit like that, in her first fucking week and a half as bitch in charge she attempts to line the pockets of her husband and by doing thusly, her own.
This blogger remembers something about the Democrats 6 step plan, what was it again? Oh yes it was this: The Democrats' ethics reform plans include...
• Ban gifts and meals from lobbyists and organizations that hire them, and require members of Congress and their staffs to pay market price for tickets to sports and other entertainment events; - EXCEPT FOR UNIVERISTIES! (YES, you read that correctly...status quoe for colleges...let the bribes commence.)
• Ban members of Congress from accepting lobbyist-paid or arranged travel; No campaign or taxpayer money can be used to pay for travel on non-commercial, corporate jets; - (AGAIN FOR UNIVERSITIES THIS DOSEN'T PERTAIN)
• Require certification and pre-approval for travel that is paid for by groups that fall outside the lobbying restrictions; - (READ ABOVE, sigh!)
• Make sure time is set aside to read a bill before a vote occurs and prevent members from holding votes open long enough to rally enough support for the bill to pass. (YEA WHATEVER - They tried to pass the miminum wage bill down our throats in the first fucking week...give enough time....JESUS CHRIST most new congressman didn't even know where the shitters are yet)
• Require earmarks disclosures and members to certify that such earmarks do not benefit themselves or their spouses. (EXCEPT WHEN IT CONCERNS STARKIST OR DELMONTE - Both companies are in Nancy's district.)
House Republicans yesterday declared "something fishy" about the major tuna company in House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's San Francisco district being exempted from the minimum-wage increase that Democrats approved this week. "I am shocked," said Rep. Eric Cantor, Virginia Republican and his party's chief deputy whip, noting that Mrs. Pelosi campaigned heavily on promises of honest government. "Now we find out that she is exempting hometown companies from minimum wage. This is exactly the hypocrisy and double talk that we have come to expect from the Democrats."
On Wednesday, the House voted to raise the minimum wage from $5.15 to $7.25 per hour.
The bill also extends for the first time the federal minimum wage to the U.S. territory of the Northern Mariana Islands. However, it exempts American Samoa, another Pacific island territory that would become the only U.S. territory not subject to federal minimum-wage laws. One of the biggest opponents of the federal minimum wage in Samoa is StarKist Tuna, which owns one of the two packing plants that together employ more than 5,000 Samoans, or nearly 75 percent of the island's work force. StarKist's parent company, Del Monte Corp., has headquarters in San Francisco, which is represented by Mrs. Pelosi. The other plant belongs to California-based Chicken of the Sea.
"There's something fishy going on here," said Rep. Patrick T. McHenry, North Carolina Republican.
During the House debate yesterday on stem-cell research, Mr. McHenry raised a parliamentary inquiry as to whether an amendment could be offered that would exempt American Samoa from stem-cell research, "just as it was for the minimum-wage bill."
A clearly perturbed Rep. Barney Frank, the Massachusetts Democrat who was presiding, cut off Mr. McHenry and shouted, "No, it would not be."
"So, the chair is saying I may not offer an amendment exempting American Samoa?" Mr. McHenry pressed.
"The gentleman is making a speech and will sustain," Mr. Frank shouted as he slammed his large wooden gavel against the rostrum.
Some Republicans who voted in favor of the minimum-wage bill were particularly irritated to learn yesterday -- after their vote -- that the legislation did not include American Samoa.
"I was troubled to learn of this exemption," said Rep. Mark Steven Kirk, Illinois Republican. "My intention was to raise the minimum wage for everyone. We shouldn't permit any special favors or exemptions that are not widely discussed in Congress. This is the problem with rushing legislation through without full debate." (Hmmmm - Wasn't this one of the parts of the Democrats ethic's reform plan that the American Republic of the Sheep wanted done?)
A spokeswoman for Mrs. Pelosi said Wednesday that the speaker has not been lobbied in any way by StarKist or Del Monte. (No she was lobbies by her husband who holds millions in both companies stock)
I will continue to keep you all informed of your great choices that you made last November...you really showed those fucking bastard Republicans...you got what you deserved, alot worse and to boot...a total incompetent in charge.
Fuck Samoan's I say, what the fuck was this really all about in the first place? Oh yea...Nancy dear getting paid like the whore that she is...to the lobbys and special interest groups.
Thats all for now...you don't want me to have to post again.
A New Addiction is coming Author: johnmilton
Since the release of Ultima Online in 1997 I have been hopelessly addicted to MMORPG's. I have tried and played every MMO on the market today. A few I have played for years on end. Ultima Online I played over 4 years, Asherons Call got over 1 year of my life, Dark Age of Camelot I have played on and off for 5 years now. The games in between I usually played for a month or two. I did play Everquest 2 at launch, then returned again for the PvP servers. I am an advid fan of PvP on MMO's probably because of my early adoption to it on Ultima Online. Now a new game is about to hit the markey on January 30th. It has my full attention and I look forward to seeing the new world. Vanguard is coming ... are you ready?
You can check out the game HERE
The Jackass Ricky Bobby Night Author: johnmilton
I rented two movies tonight and sat down to a great evening of constant laughing. The first one being Jackass 2. If you saw the first one and thought holy shit they can't go any further over the edge, you were wrong. There were parts of this movie when I seriously fell off the couch laughing. If you don't enjoy watching a limo pull up to a supposed "photo shoot", only to find out the doors are locked and they cant get out, then having a bee-hive dumped into their sunroof, then watching the four people trapped inside freak out and almost kill each other trying to escape pure entertainment .. then maybe this movie isn't for you. In fact, why the fuck are you even reading my blog? Go back to myspace or watch Oprah! Get this movie. Jackass Rules and Johnny Knoxville is fucking insane. Enough Said.
The second movie Talladega Nights staring Will Ferrell is just as stupid as his other movies. Parts are fucking hysterical while others are pretty retarded. If you enjoy his other movies then this is right up your alley. I cant get enough of Old School and The Legend of Ron Burgendy so of course I enjoyed The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. By the way .. ever notice that his characters names always have the initials R.B.? Ricky Bobby/Ron Burgendy ... hmmm seems like a google or wikipedia search is in order. Anywho the actress that plays his whore wife is a hottie so I made her this months wallpaper. Enjoy Leslie Bibb!
Own a Cellphone? I know where you are! Author: johnmilton
Well it has finally been leaked to the internet. You have heard about the police and government agencies using the triangulation method of cell towers to pinpoint a celluar phone call. Well now you can use this technology to track your children, spouses etc. Your privacy has now taken one step further into bye bye land. I just hope companies don't start using this to track their employees. They might find out that no one ever works! So without further ado .. here is the site to track your favorite person's cellphone you stalkers. Have fun!
