Google Search on "Failure" 
Author: johnmilton
Google has got some recent attention from the news media concerning various things including "is google spying on you?" and will google just turn over all your personal information regarding what you search for on the internet to the Goverment. The fact that many people miss is ... nothing on the public internet is secure. Nothing. If you choose to use the internet then you have already given up your right to privacy in that regard. I know this will cause a giant uproar of opinions and thats not what Im trying to accomplish on a Stress Free Friday. So here is an nice uplifting ending to my story. Google Rules!
My MasterCard Moment:
Tax Refund from the Federal Government: $1500.00
Buying a Computer: $899.00
Internet Connection: $29.99 a month
Buying a Playstation 2 on EBay: $150.00
Searching for the word "Failure" on Google: Priceless.
There are some things money can buy, for everything else there's Google.
January 2006 - 3:52pm | johnmilton | 
The Wedding Author: johnmilton
A good friend of mine from California is getting married soon. I met him while I lived in San Diego. We worked together and have remained friends through-out the years. He sent me this email the other day, and wanted to share it with you all. So without further interuption ... Jason, From the World Famous San Diego Zoo!
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car......
The Daily Show Author: johnmilton
The evening news and the scabs at CNN, FOX and others who dwell on peoples misfortunes and tragedies to make a quick commercial dollar should learn a lesson or two from the only real news show on TV. The Daily Show. Want a real glimpse of the news without the bullshit laid 5 feet high on top of it? Then sit back, relax and laugh with us a while.
Click HERE to visit Comedy Central and watch the Daily Show clips.
25 to Life Author: johnmilton
FIrst of all I would like to wish everyone a Happy and Festive Friday the 13th! I figured what better day than this to show the latest and greatest shoot-em-up killer game that is about to be released. This game is already drawing media attention by people upset that the game consists of either killing cops, pimpin hoes or many other various reasons. The game producers claim this is the closest you can get to "being on the streets". You can choose to play the role of law enforcement or you can be the thugs. It looks a bit like a Grand Theft Auto style game but also allows for online gameplay of up to 16 players! It releases soon .. so watch for it on your favorite console or PC and until then .. enjoy the video.
This Song will melt your brain Author: johnmilton
I must warn you .. if you decide to watch this video, you will not get this song out of your head for at least a day. So click it at your own risk. Its a nice flash from the past and a just goes to show you how many drugs Jim Hensen consumed over his lifetime. Long Live The Muppets!
This Months Wallpaper Author:
This Months Wallpaper was brought to you by Rhy. Thanks for the idea man, she definately is easy on the eyes.
Enough is Enough Author: johnmilton
Oh my god. You know I might catch some slack for this but I actually liked the first Mission Impossible movie. I thought it was really well done. When the second movie came out I was actually excited to go see it. What a hunk of crap that turned out to be. So instead of thinking up new ideas for Mr Gossip Queen what do they do? You guessed it M-I-III.
Wanna check out the website? http://www.missionimpossible.com/
Out with the Old ... Author:
Happy New Year Everyone!!! Keep your resolutions as long as you can, and don't forget to eat some sauerkraut today (its natures little broom)! Clean you out for the New Year to start fresh. Hope you all had a happy and safe 2005!
