Stress Management Technique 
Author: johnmilton
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest Psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile ...
Take a deep breath .. and follow these simple steps:
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.
May 2009 - 09:12am | johnmilton | 
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Steelers Vs Cardinals = Super Bowl Superstition Author: johnmilton
This year the Cardinals and the Steelers face off in Super Bowl XLIII in Florida. 13 years ago the Pittsburth Steelers lost to the Dallas Cowboys in Super Bowl XXX 27-17 in Tempe Arizona.
Now the Arizona Cardinals have a chance to stop the Steelers from beating out the Dallas Cowboys for Most Ever Super Bowl wins in Frashise History. So based on this superstition ... wouldn't the Steelers Lose to the Cardinals 27-17 in XLIII to make the cycle complete?
Good thing no sports fans or players believe in Superstitions huh?
Its a SUPERSTITION...
One Down ... Many to Go! Author: johnmilton
The Cleveland Browns have parted ways with Phil Savage. The General Manager who tells fans to go fuck themselves. Well .. one down and many more to go. Let the house cleaning begin!
Read the Article HERE
Life Lesson = Always check your child’s homework before it gets to school! Author: johnmilton
Life Lesson = Always check your child’s homework before it gets to school!
Note sent the next school day with 1st grader.
“Sorry, Ms. James. That's NOT a dance pole onstage in a strip joint!
I work at Home Depot and that's me selling a shovel. - Mrs. Smith”
The Big Three Bailout Alternative Author: johnmilton
I will not take credit for this idea. I heard it from my future father in-law last night during dinner and it was so amazing I wanted to share it. We all know the Big 3 Automotive makers are in financial trouble. We know the dealerships who employ hundreds of thousands of employees are in trouble, we know the banking industry are in trouble and we know we are in a recession which means the consumers are in trouble.
A simple solution.
Do not give the Big 3 money directly. The government can instead issue vouchers to tax payers for 60% - 70% off the price of a new car from one of the Big 3 companies. Consumers could go buy a brand new car for 70% off. The banks could pretty much right secured loans because if the consumer defaults, they can resell the vehicle for more then the original loan was written, the dealerships would be booming with business and all those employees would keep their jobs, the Big 3 would flourish with record breaking sales figures and the consumer would see a direct impact in a positive way with a new car ... that the government helped them purchase.
If only life were this simple eh?
He said he was going to send the idea to Barack Obama. Yes We Can.
